After suggestions that Arsene Wenger flouted his latest touchline ban by relaying phone messages to players via his assistant, UEFA have called for the Arsenal boss to watch his team’s second leg clash away to Italian club Udinese from the International Space Station. [read...]
The Archbishop of Canterbury, Dr Rowan Williams, has launched an outspoken attack on Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger, criticising the Frenchman for ’persistent overuse of foreign players’ and ‘lack of killer touch‘.
The Archbishop made the remarks in a guest editorial for Shoot magazine. [read...]
Speaking from Wormwood Scrubs today, Dean Mullins revealed that if it wasn’t for an aptitude for armed robberies, he may have had to make do with life as a Premiership footballer. [read...]
Phil Brown, manager of struggling Hull City, is considering using suicide strikers in the club’s forthcoming fixture at home to Arsenal. ‘We beat them last season,’ said Brown, ‘but to be honest we were lucky. [read...]