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Neanderthals distance themselves from Arsenal supporters

Neanderthal leaders today told a hurriedly called press conference that there are ‘clear and obvious differences’ between Neanderthals and Arsenal fans.

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Posted: Jan 21st, 2010
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Man United kept tackling my players, rages Wenger

Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger has complained to the FA that during Saturday’s game against Manchester United his players were ‘constantly harrassed’ by the opposing team.

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Posted: Sep 1st, 2009
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Thousands of points knocked off football league tables

Manchester United fell seven points while five points were knocked off Arsenal’s current league total

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2008
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Crowd mosaic was changed to create picture of man’s genitals

An investigation was underway today after a so-called ‘crowd mosaic’ intended to illustrate an important FA message promoting England as World Cup hosts for 2018 was re-arranged to create an obscene picture of a man’s private parts.

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Posted: Nov 1st, 2007
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‘They should make that mascot centre forward,’ jokes soccer fan

‘Oi referee, where’s your white stick?’ he shouted, making the Arsenal back four double up with laughter.

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Posted: Mar 8th, 2007
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