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ASBOs to be scrapped to stop them being sold on Ebay

Home Secretary Teresa May has announced that ASBOs will be phased out in response to public criticism that recipients are selling them on Ebay.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2012
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WackyStart to replace Sure Start Centres

The government plans to generate income by relocating all its ‘dull and worthy’ Sure Start Centres to the nearest ‘Wacky Warehouse’, a kind of life-size Playmobil toy, located inside a pub.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2011
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Peace envoy Blair steps in and threatens Gaddafi with an ASBO

'those who seek to oppress innocents for their own personal gain must be stopped' says Gaddafi Tony Blair, the United Nations’ Middle East envoy has broken his silence on the tense situation in Libya by calling for tough sanctions against Colonel Gaddafi such as the introduction of an ASBO.

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Posted: Feb 25th, 2011
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Five female students hospitalised after non-screeching incident

Five female students are undergoing tests in a Coventry hospital today after they repeatedly failed to screech like harpies on their way home from the pub. ‘I couldn’t believe I wasn’t being kept awake by the noise of screaming girls,’ said local resident, Mr Harold Bream, ‘I immediately knew something must be wrong, so I rang the police.’

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Posted: Jun 4th, 2010
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Surrey magistrates hit couple with first ‘Overly Social Behaviour Order’

old_coupleCharged with whistling in a cheerful manner and failing to erect net curtains.

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Posted: Jan 30th, 2010
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