The government plans to generate income by relocating all its ‘dull and worthy’ Sure Start Centres to the nearest ‘Wacky Warehouse’, a kind of life-size Playmobil toy, located inside a pub.
Posted: Mar 1st, 2011
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Tony Blair, the United Nations’ Middle East envoy has broken his silence on the tense situation in Libya by calling for tough sanctions against Colonel Gaddafi such as the introduction of an ASBO.
Posted: Feb 25th, 2011
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Five female students are undergoing tests in a Coventry hospital today after they repeatedly failed to screech like harpies on their way home from the pub. ‘I couldn’t believe I wasn’t being kept awake by the noise of screaming girls,’ said local resident, Mr Harold Bream, ‘I immediately knew something must be wrong, so I rang the police.’
Posted: Jun 4th, 2010
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Charged with whistling in a cheerful manner and failing to erect net curtains.
Posted: Jan 30th, 2010
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The seaside resort has been left backed-up with old people well past their die-by-date.
Posted: Oct 27th, 2009
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