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England netball fans slam media obsession with HaBs

‘It’s typical,’ said Brenda Wright of Netball Team United. ‘When Tamsin Greenway is named England vice-captain, it barely gets mentioned. But just because she goes out with one of the most successful plasterers in Watford, he’s all over the papers.’

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Posted: Jun 25th, 2011
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Women’s Institute decide ‘shop bought is cheaper and nicer’

‘A pack of double choc-chip cookies was 36p in Asda. 36 pence! And they’re crispy, crunchy, and all the same bloody size.’

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2011
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Netto to offer other supermarket bags to save embarrassment

This is not just food, taste the differenceBudget supermarket chain Netto is to offer its customers other supermarket-named bags to spare the blushes of those now financially compelled to shop there.

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Posted: Oct 11th, 2010
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ASDA to sterilise all customers to protect gene pool

ASDA, Netto and Lidl have today agreed to long standing demands to insert contraceptives medicines into all their own-brand produce, in a last ditch attempt to protect the country’s gene pool.

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Posted: Jun 30th, 2010
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Scandal as bags of fresh air found to be bulked out with crisps

Britain’s supermarkets are rocked by allegations that their own-brand bags of fresh air are being half-filled with crisps in order to bulk out the packaging.

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Posted: May 17th, 2010
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