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Netto to offer other supermarket bags to save embarrassment

This is not just food, taste the differenceBudget supermarket chain Netto is to offer its customers other supermarket-named bags to spare the blushes of those now financially compelled to shop there.

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Posted: Oct 11th, 2010
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ASDA to sterilise all customers to protect gene pool

ASDA, Netto and Lidl have today agreed to long standing demands to insert contraceptives medicines into all their own-brand produce, in a last ditch attempt to protect the country’s gene pool.

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Posted: Jun 30th, 2010
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Scandal as bags of fresh air found to be bulked out with crisps

Britain’s supermarkets are rocked by allegations that their own-brand bags of fresh air are being half-filled with crisps in order to bulk out the packaging.

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Posted: May 17th, 2010
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Huge shopping festival a success – despite being ‘too commercial’

Organisers are claiming that last weekend saw the biggest Asda festival yet, with more than 140,000 people attending over the weekend despite the inclement weather.

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Posted: Jun 30th, 2009
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Supermarket counters credit crunch with new ‘Sod ‘Em’ Unfair Trade range

‘Tested on animals, just to be sure.’

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Posted: Oct 3rd, 2008
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