England’s Cricket Selectors have declared themselves ‘extremely happy’ after their much-criticised wildcard selection, the disgraced Tory Peer and ex-jailbird Jeffrey Archer, turned in sensational bowling performances during the second Ashes Test Match at Lords, and the opening day of the Headingley game. [read...]
The Australian cricket team has denied allegations of match fixing after beating England by just 281 runs at the SCG.
President Alan Isaac said the ICC take such allegations very seriously and will be looking into why it took Australia nearly three days to beat the current England side. [read...]
Derek Brown of Halifax has spent the last two weeks being deliberately obtuse and difficult to his wife of 15 years in the hope that she will make him sleep on the sofa downstairs – allowing him to watch England play Australia in the Ashes. [read...]
The English cricket team has today issued an apology for the manner of their comprehensive 3-0 Ashes victory over the Australians. [read...]