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Female astronaut fails to reverse park spacecraft in space station docking bay

male astronauts later failed to find her clitorisAfter the successful launch of a manned Delta IV heavy rocket into space and its orbit of the International Space Station, NASA scientists were faced with a potential catastrophe yesterday as flight engineer Natalie Schlimberg attempted to dock the ten-ton craft onto the space station.

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2012
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NASA to end 49-year-ban on clowns in space

clowns' discoveries of water in space by the bucket load turned out to be scraps of paperThe US national space agency today announced the long-expected reversal of their previous ban on clowns being allowed on manned space missions. Although it was relaxed in 1995 to a ‘Don’t Laugh, Don’t Tell’ policy, it still placed heavy restrictions on overt tomfoolery.

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Posted: Sep 24th, 2011
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Man fulfilling lifetime ambition of becoming an astronaut ‘now shitting self’

Christ, that's a long way up...‘Suddenly remembered just going to the top of a multi-storey car park made him feel queasy’

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Posted: Oct 18th, 2009
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