A UK tour operator is to withdraw the use of wristbands to identify ‘all inclusive’ holiday makers in their European resorts. Thomson had been criticised for making them wear the wristbands at all times to claim ‘free’ food and drink from their allocated hotel. [read...]
Lancashire police have investigated claims by two migrant school children that they had been kidnapped by a cannibalistic old lady and forced to live in a house made of cake and confectionery.
Police say the children, [read...]
Defence Secretary Philip Hammond has today revealed plans to reform the Home Guard, originally set up during the Second World War as a last line of defence against a Nazi invasion, to prevent swarms of asylum seekers from invading the home counties. [read...]
Daily Mail thrown into turmoil after revelations that they have been unwittingly encouraging asylum seekers to come to Britain. [read...]
‘Close analysis of the picture shows that Mary Magdalene is displaying obvious signs of cellulite,’ wrote lifestyle analyst Liz Jones. ‘Worse still, her hair is all over the place. Ooh darling, that’s a fashion disaster. [read...]