God the Father ‘to resign this week’
Successor widely tipped to be Jesus Christ, current next-door neighbour in the Trinity.
God the Father has been a popular figure for many centuries, but in recent years has come under heavy criticism for his inability to stop wars, failure to prevent rampant homophobia among his followers and his old-fashioned dress sense. Many believers now feel a change at the top is the only way to revive Trinitarian monotheism.
Posted: May 9th, 2007
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