‘It’s all there in our handbook: ‘Eats, Shoots Off and Carves Up.’ Mr Bain knew the score when he signed the contract: if you can see the registration of the car in front you’re not close enough. If he loves other drivers so much he may as well go the whole way and hitch hike.’
Posted: May 19th, 2012
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The car has refused to leave its garage, citing ‘idiots in Citroen Saxos and a mad man in an Audi that tried to hump me from behind’.
Posted: Dec 8th, 2011
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Campaigners for a reduction in CO2 emissions have warmly welcomed an eco-minded development from Audi. Their latest model, a 3.2 tonne, 6 metre-long SUV badged ‘Q8′, features an optional magnetic front bumper, which can save up to 1% on fuel costs.
Posted: Nov 15th, 2011
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