In the wake of financial woes in the Eurozone, it has now been confirmed that Angela Merkel has launched a new German led European ‘Frank Bank’.
Posted: Mar 28th, 2013
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The infamous George Osborne (Georgeus Gideoliver Osbornosus) bacterium has failed to be controlled yet again, for more than its third time in office. ‘We know the filthy germ thrives in places with a lot of money,’ an NHS spokesman stated in an exclusive interview. ‘Lucky for us, we don’t have any’.
Posted: Jan 20th, 2013
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Satan has today issued a press release warning that austerity measures might compromise the quality and severity of punishments in hell.
Costcutting measures have included halving the number of full-time employed demons tormenting sinners and turning down the thermostat from ‘burning’ to ‘a bit too hot’ to save on energy costs.
Posted: Jan 14th, 2013
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The government has announced the publication of a new magazine called ‘The Big Society’ which will be sold on street corners by hard-pressed families, enabling them to earn money and regain self-respect rather than begging for state handouts.
Former Investment Banker, Henry F. Potter, was shocked to discover that life for everyone would be much, much better if he had simply never been born.
Posted: Dec 22nd, 2012
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