‘Ed Mil-ogram’ causes awkwardness at party
Party organisers have admitted to ‘misjudging the mood’ after booking an Ed Mil-ogram for a get-together in Westminster.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2012
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Republicans oppose Obama’s dinner plans
Republicans said President’s dinner plans amounted to ‘nothing more than a reheating of last night’s leftovers’.
Posted: Sep 23rd, 2011
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Unemployment welcomed as excuse to cancel gym membership
Martin Spencer saw the bright side of his sudden redundancy today as he realised he could no longer justify his membership to SuperBody gym now he was no longer earning.
Posted: Jan 13th, 2011
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Mother of four found living in Britain’s most expensive palace rent-free
It has been revealed that a mother of four and her immigrant Greek partner have been living rent-free at a highly-prestigious address for a total of 57 years.
Posted: Nov 9th, 2010
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MoD announces Trident to be replaced by two men in a boat, rowing
In light of spending cuts, it has been confirmed that the UK’s ageing ballistic missile defence system will be replaced by an ‘alternatively-powered ecological surface solution’.
Posted: Oct 17th, 2010
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