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Restoration amateur ruins UK economy

going to give 110% from now on, like, d'uhThe man, in his early 40s, was reportedly upset at the way the economy had deteriorated over the years and took it upon himself to ‘restore’ it, with disastrous results.

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Posted: Aug 23rd, 2012
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London 2012 ‘proves austerity works’, declares Cameron

‘Just look at Jess Ennis, Mo Farah and that ginger lad – George Osborne has been cutting their funding like mad since we got in, and look what it did for them. Brilliant.’

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Posted: Aug 6th, 2012
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Spain celebrates €100 billion bailout out with 5 day national holiday

After already hailing yesterday’s €100 billion bank bailout as a ‘victory for Spain’, Spanish Prime Minister Mario Rajoy went a step further and announced a national week off work to celebrate, followed by a lot of drinking at the weekend.

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Posted: Jun 12th, 2012
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Duchess of Cambridge shames austerity Britain by wearing frock for second time

‘It’s a royal lesson in how to make do in hard times,’ said royals watcher Desmond Burke of the Duchess’s decision to re-use the £1,200 dress.

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Posted: May 31st, 2012
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‘Ed Mil-ogram’ causes awkwardness at party

Party organisers have admitted to ‘misjudging the mood’ after booking an Ed Mil-ogram for a get-together in Westminster.

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Posted: Jan 23rd, 2012
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