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Australian cricket facing match fixing probe

The Australian cricket team has denied allegations of match fixing after beating England by just 281 runs at the SCG.

President Alan Isaac said the ICC take such allegations very seriously and will be looking into why it took Australia nearly three days to beat the current England side.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2014
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Man upsets wife deliberately to sleep on sofa and watch Ashes

Derek Brown of Halifax has spent the last two weeks being deliberately obtuse and difficult to his wife of 15 years in the hope that she will make him sleep on the sofa downstairs – allowing him to watch England play Australia in the Ashes.

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Posted: Nov 22nd, 2013
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‘Australian men aren’t sexist,’ writes some Sheila

‘I put my success down to the interest that my male superiors took in me, and sleeping with them at critical stages in my career.’

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2013
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Julia Gillard to remain squawking harridan in charge of distant colony

Australian prime minister Julia Gillard has won a leadership stoush among Labor MPs in Canberra, cementing her position as a squawking harridan in charge of the distant colony.

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Posted: Feb 29th, 2012
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Duchess of Cambridge: ‘Thanks for the rules change, but we probably won’t be having kids’

Commonwealth leaders were said to be ‘disgruntled’ after Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge admitted that she and Prince William ‘aren’t really the parenty type, to be honest.’

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Posted: Oct 31st, 2011
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