Al-Qaeda take on office temp as new public figurehead
Global terror network al-Qaeda have confirmed Miss Kimberly Smalls, an office temp from Swansea, as their new symbolic figurehead. ‘We needed someone who could step in at short notice and fill this important vacancy,’ explained boss, Ayman al-Zawahiri.
Posted: May 4th, 2011
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