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Facebook set to launch Babybook for hubristic parents

In an attempt to stop the increasing number of users leaving the social network due to being continually bombarded with baby pictures and the related updates, Facebook is to launch an offshoot called Babybook.

The social network is receiving a large volume of complaints regarding friends or casual acquaintances constantly posting pictures with captions such as ‘Baby’s first shit’ or ‘Me at 4 cm dilated, you can almost see the head!!’. In protest at this infantile inundation, many users are returning to Myspace and other social networks they can’t quite remember.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2014
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Babies to be fitted with snooze buttons

Scientists today unveiled a solution to the centuries-old design fault in babies which causes them to start crying in the middle of the night and not stop until their parents get up and do something about it.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2012
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Genetics questioned as nip/tuck mum gives birth to ugly children

even modern science can't put them back inJennie Chapman is taking legal advice after extensive cosmetic surgery failed to prevent her giving birth to a second pair of twins widely rated as ‘two of the ugliest ever born locally’.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2012
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Boxing club defends cot-fighting event

the 'battle for the rattle'A sports club in Preston which charged adults £25 a ticket to watch a fight between two eighteen-month old boys has denied that the toddlers in question were being exploited.

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2011
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Govt awareness campaign aimed at parents who ‘throw babies out with bath water’

‘It used to be common sense,’ laments veteran Chessington health worker Sharon Daniels after rescuing another new-born from the mains sewer outside a bewildered local family’s house, ‘but these days parents don’t seem to know not to flush their babies away after bathing them.’

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Posted: Sep 15th, 2011
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