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Facebook set to launch Babybook for hubristic parents

In an attempt to stop the increasing number of users leaving the social network due to being continually bombarded with baby pictures and the related updates, Facebook is to launch an offshoot called Babybook.

The social network is receiving a large volume of complaints regarding friends or casual acquaintances constantly posting pictures with captions such as ‘Baby’s first shit’ or ‘Me at 4 cm dilated, you can almost see the head!!’. In protest at this infantile inundation, many users are returning to Myspace and other social networks they can’t quite remember.

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Posted: May 23rd, 2014
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Royal Mail to start delivering babies

The Royal Mail has announced today that it is to extend its range of delivery services into the midwifery sector. ‘From next week postmen and women will be delighted to provide ‘home-birthing’ to expectant couples by delivering their newborn child direct to their door at any time between 9am and 3pm,’ said Moya Greene, Chief Executive of the Royal Mail Group.

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Posted: Apr 14th, 2014
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Babies to be fitted with snooze buttons

Scientists today unveiled a solution to the centuries-old design fault in babies which causes them to start crying in the middle of the night and not stop until their parents get up and do something about it.

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Posted: Aug 19th, 2012
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Genetics questioned as nip/tuck mum gives birth to ugly children

even modern science can't put them back inJennie Chapman is taking legal advice after extensive cosmetic surgery failed to prevent her giving birth to a second pair of twins widely rated as ‘two of the ugliest ever born locally’.

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Posted: Jan 24th, 2012
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Boxing club defends cot-fighting event

the 'battle for the rattle'A sports club in Preston which charged adults £25 a ticket to watch a fight between two eighteen-month old boys has denied that the toddlers in question were being exploited.

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Posted: Sep 22nd, 2011
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