As Brexit talks look to be all but dead in the water, a source close to 10 Downing Street has leaked that one fundamental problem since he took office has been Boris Johnson’s insistence that there is no such place as Ireland. [read...]
Tourism officials on both sides of the Irish border are finding themselves inundated with visitors from abroad who want to see the Irish Backstop for themselves. ‘We’ve been getting calls from all over the globe about the backstop,’ [read...]
After being instructed by Angela Merkel to develop an alternative to the Backstop as a resolution to the Irish Border issue, Boris Johnson has announced the UK Government’s intention to buy Ireland. Speaking outside the Élysée Palace, [read...]
In a speech to production workers in Bradford, who just wanted to eat their lunch, Prime Minister, Theresa May sent a warning to the UK and the EU, saying there is a ‘real risk’ the UK may still have to take part in the excruciating acid-trip that is Eurovision. [read...]
In an attempt to clarify international football and post Brexit EU regulations, the Northern Ireland backstop provision is to merge with Association Football’s offside rule, unless Her Majesty’s Government passes a contrary amendment, or the ball is passed illegally across any European Border or the half way line during play. [read...]
