Scientists have discovered a repeating radio signal originating 1.5 billion light years away has a code that they have broken. ‘It says “Don’t do it – stay in Europe” time and time again,’ said one scientist today. [read...]
Ex-Prime Minister David Cameron has been advising his wife Samantha on how to deal with a huge shite that he delivered in the main toilet in their Holland Park house, it has been confirmed. Cameron is thought to be talking his wife through the options left at her disposal, [read...]
Campaigners for Indian independence have been accused of not giving enough thought to the issue of the border with Pakistan. “They presented such a naive picture of how simple independence would be,” said one prominent politician known to have campaigned to remain in the British Empire. [read...]
