In a speech to production workers in Bradford, who just wanted to eat their lunch, Prime Minister, Theresa May sent a warning to the UK and the EU, saying there is a ‘real risk’ the UK may still have to take part in the excruciating acid-trip that is Eurovision. [read...]
In an attempt to clarify international football and post Brexit EU regulations, the Northern Ireland backstop provision is to merge with Association Football’s offside rule, unless Her Majesty’s Government passes a contrary amendment, or the ball is passed illegally across any European Border or the half way line during play. [read...]
Veteran Radio 4 presenter, John Humphries, has suggested a radical approach to simplify the Brexit process. “Why don’t all the other EU countries leave the EU as well? That would sort out the Northern Ireland border issue at one stroke.” [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May announced today that her controversial backstop is to be dropped from her Brexit deal with the EU and replaced with ‘an entirely different frontstop arrangement’. The frontstop will sit approximately ten inches inside the Northern Ireland border, [read...]
All the sticking points in the Brexit deal, including what was thought to be intractable, the Northern Ireland border issue, have been resolved after a man in a pub shouted ‘why don’t they just sort it out’ [read...]
