Veteran Radio 4 presenter, John Humphries, has suggested a radical approach to simplify the Brexit process. “Why don’t all the other EU countries leave the EU as well? That would sort out the Northern Ireland border issue at one stroke.” [read...]
Prime Minister Theresa May announced today that her controversial backstop is to be dropped from her Brexit deal with the EU and replaced with ‘an entirely different frontstop arrangement’. The frontstop will sit approximately ten inches inside the Northern Ireland border, [read...]
All the sticking points in the Brexit deal, including what was thought to be intractable, the Northern Ireland border issue, have been resolved after a man in a pub shouted ‘why don’t they just sort it out’ [read...]
Scientists have discovered a repeating radio signal originating 1.5 billion light years away has a code that they have broken. ‘It says “Don’t do it – stay in Europe” time and time again,’ said one scientist today. [read...]
Ex-Prime Minister David Cameron has been advising his wife Samantha on how to deal with a huge shite that he delivered in the main toilet in their Holland Park house, it has been confirmed. Cameron is thought to be talking his wife through the options left at her disposal, [read...]
