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Cameron ‘not well enough’ to lose election

Doctors have declared that the Prime Minister must be allowed to continue in power on medical grounds. After carefully studying David Cameron’s low poll ratings, medical experts quickly diagnosed Dementia nonculpa, a close variant of the debilitating disease affecting Lord Janner. This terrifying condition produces a powerful immune response to any external threat affecting the [...]

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Posted: Apr 26th, 2015
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Britain’s toilet seat makers celebrate yet another germ comparison study triumph

Britain’s toilet seat makers were cock a hoop last night after ‘cleaning up’ in yet another bacteria benchmark.

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Posted: Jun 7th, 2013
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‘Catch It, Bin It, Kill It’ campaign fails to kill off George Osborne

The infamous George Osborne (Georgeus Gideoliver Osbornosus) bacterium has failed to be controlled yet again

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2013
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