A man who likes to think of himself as “handy in the kitchen” has once again obliterated the fuck out of his dipping cheese. Theo Hogg achieved the new landmark days after boasting to friends that he had mastered the Sunday comfort-food-and-wine combo. [read...]
The most watched show on television, ‘David Cameron’, who is currently in his seventh season, will be leaving his ancestral homeland at the BBC for pastures new, it has emerged. [read...]
Despite losing the right to broadcast the ‘Great British Bake Off’ programme, the BBC has won the right to host the long anticipated debate for legislation to exit the EU, it was announced today. ‘Originally we planned on running a Strictly style public vote on the Repeal Bill,’ [read...]
In a blow to fans of the long-running TV baking show The Great British Bake Off, series mainstay Cake has announced that it will not be featuring in future series. The announcement follows on from other high profile departures announced today, [read...]
In the wake of an unfolding crisis, Britain is to have its first Minister of Cake by the end of this article, with the powers to step in and end the crisis with the aid of police, [read...]
