A familial moment of solidarity has descended into chaos, after the faint praise for a Three-Layer Berry Victoria Sponge, was seen as a slap in the face for the baker of said item. Mum has stated, [read...]
Dark Lord of the Sieve Paul Hollywood, is to begin punching and headbutting people who fail their challenges in the 2016 Great British Bake Off, it has emerged. Having exhausted his supply of withering and self-esteem crushing put-downs last series, [read...]
As The Great British Bake Off returned to our screens last night news has emerged today that 97% of the country’s A&E Departments went into crisis mode, with waiting times for treatment stretching out to as long as seven hours in some cases. [read...]
A whistleblower and formerly one of his trusted inner circle, claims goatee-toting Paul Hollywood is nothing more than a conman who can’t bake to save his life. And to cover it up the GBBO supremo is accused of having bought in cakes from M&S, [read...]
Beloved pastry matriarch and national baking supremo Mary Berry is gearing up to swap her apron and eggs for a gas mask and concentrated methylamine this winter, after the BBC commissioned a gritty new primetime cookery spinoff competition to be titled ‘Baking Bad’. [read...]
