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Battered Philippines ‘grateful’ for Dimbleby tattoo

Typhoon survivors were given some respite today, when the UK’s media redirected their focus on a more newsworthy topic. As one orphan put it: ‘It helps put the loss of over 10,000 lives in perspective, knowing that David Dimbleby was able to ‘man up”.

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Posted: Nov 12th, 2013
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UN rules should make wars ‘a little less rapey and killy’

‘The introduction of clear rules in boxing allowed men to punch seven shades of shit out of each other in the controlled environment of a boxing ring. We see no reason why this wouldn’t also work with war.’

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Posted: Feb 24th, 2012
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Ex-Blur bassist Alex James to sort out Libya

Former Blur bass player, Alex James, has confirmed that the UN has asked him to take a lead role in searching for a ‘just, peaceful and ultimately cool’ solution to the crisis engulfing Libya.

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Posted: Mar 20th, 2011
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Car parking issues at UN building cause of most international disputes

UN Secretary-General Ban Ki-moon has today announced radical plans to tackle global conflict by building a new improved car-park at the UN Headquarters in New York.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2011
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