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Woman eats banana in public place without feeling self conscious

Susan Bradshaw, 23, was today hailed as a modern day hero by Women’s Rights groups around the world. After entering the ‘Dog and Duck’ in Barking, East London, she sat quietly at the bar and proceeded to peel and eat a banana. Susan managed to eat the fruit and leave the bar without blushing, or trying to hide behind a magazine.

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Posted: Nov 19th, 2014
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Exotic banana identified in batch of venomous spiders

Quarantine staff at Norwich International Airport were shaken this morning when a cargo of 300 highly venomous arachnids was found to contain what appeared to be a ‘yellow crescent shaped fruit.’

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Posted: Feb 25th, 2012
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Man suspended for carrying banana through office

Suggestive of nothing‘He might as well have just waved a dildo in my face,’ said his victim.

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Posted: Oct 4th, 2011
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