‘It’s not right,’ said parishioner Wendy Wood who attends the Rev Smith’s church. ‘OK, he helps out on Saturday morning, but why should he get a fat bonus? I’m quite partial to the Co-op’s beans myself.’
Posted: Feb 20th, 2013
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There were scenes of chaos in the Houses of Parliament today as the bankers bonuses bandwagon finally collapsed under the weight of political outrage. The emergency services are still searching for survivors amongst the rubble with the fear that the smallest spark could set off an explosion of flatulent opinion.
Posted: Feb 19th, 2012
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Politicians are calling for TV CBeebies star Rastamouse to loose his bonus, calling it prepostorous that at times of austerity, Rastamouse was enjoying ever increasing amounts of rewards whilst the rest of the BBC was receiving cuts.
Posted: Feb 17th, 2012
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‘It doesn’t matter what the situation is – health, education, defence – Big Society Direct will let you access friendly advice, 24/7, from our team of volunteers,’ enthused the Prime Minister.
Posted: Jan 21st, 2011
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‘These people are losing their bonuses, their stock, their options… Please, just give us the fucking money.’
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