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Banker learns everything would be better if he’d never been born

'Bedford Falls. Wallet Gains'Former Investment Banker, Henry F. Potter, was shocked to discover that life for everyone would be much, much better if he had simply never been born.

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Posted: Dec 6th, 2014
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London banking district in grip of ‘smug’

A thick cloud of smug has descended on London today, particularly in the business sector, causing an outbreak of embarrassing coughs as another Roller or Porche is bought out of the small change from last month’s bonus.

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Posted: Apr 2nd, 2014
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Banks to re-introduce old names in an attempt to gain trust

High streets now expect to see the return of names such as Midland, Woolwich, Abbey National, Alliance & Leicester, Bradford & Bingley, and the National & Provincial Bank.

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Posted: Sep 10th, 2013
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Poor people ‘still have money’ government told

Government ministers have defended their policy of taking money off poor people after it emerged that some still have small amounts of cash in their pockets.

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Posted: Jan 27th, 2013
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Scientists hail first sighting of elusive bankers’ morals

physicists allowing themselves an extra scotch egg for lunch, as a bonus‘We knew one banker, somewhere, must have had a pang of guilt at least once,’ declared an exhausted and delighted spokesman.

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Posted: Jul 4th, 2012
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