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Banks livid over £25 admin charge for £800m tax bill

Bankers were left seething today after receiving a £25 charge for a letter from the government telling them that they owed £800m in tax.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2011
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Meek ‘not really sure what to do next’ after finally inheriting the Earth

‘Well, this is a bit of a surprise,’ commented Raymond Muldowney, a mild-mannered deputy bank manager from the Isle of Wight. ‘Apparently I’m in charge of all precious metal deposits in southern Africa now!’

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Posted: Feb 1st, 2011
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Merchant Bank that threatened to leave UK ‘just went round corner and waited’

A bank that had insisted it would quit the country over reforms to the financial sector, was found this afternoon, safe and well outside Canon Street Tube Station.

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Posted: Nov 30th, 2010
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Thousands of European bankers take to their desks to support ‘Yes to Austerity’ campaign

Hundreds of thousands of bankers rallied together today to protest against the protesters who were protesting against them.

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Posted: Oct 1st, 2010
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Grateful nation honours bankers with well-deserved day off

Ceremonies have been taking place across the United Kingdom to mark the August Bank Holiday, commemorating the hard work and sacrifice of the nation’s bankers and other financial sector workers who are taking a well-deserved day off.

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Posted: Aug 30th, 2010
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