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Docklands Light Railway to be converted into Roller Coaster

Thrill seekers will be warned that the rollercoaster can go down, as well as up, but in the case of a crash, only bankers can expect to be bailed out.

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Posted: Apr 30th, 2009
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Waddington faces law suit from child forced to play Monopoly banker

A child who was forced by cruel parents to play the part of ‘Banker’ in a family game of Monopoly, is set to win millions of pounds of taxpayer’s money in compensation, under a court ruling.

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Posted: Apr 29th, 2009
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Government moves to ban drink-banking

'Just one more, then I've really got to get back to those hedge funds'The Government today introduced strict new laws to prevent finance workers from trading while under the influence of alcohol.

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Posted: Apr 3rd, 2009
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Donkey Sanctuary opens doors to bankers

donkeysDonkeys and Shetland ponies will now be sharing their stables with rejected stockbrokers, banking executives and former fund managers.

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Posted: Mar 9th, 2009
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RSPB organise Britain’s first ‘Ex-Banker Watch’

Thousands of unemployed bankers were identified by amateur enthusiasts across the country in Britain’s first organised survey of sacked investors and redundant stockbrokers. Families were asked to spend just one hour over the weekend looking out for the distinctive signs of those formerly employed in the financial sector, so that a nationwide picture could be built up of this now endangered species.

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Posted: Jan 26th, 2009
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