Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’
‘I gave it my best shot all morning’ Refugees from Congo Civil War ‘more angry about Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand’
BBC Radio 2 scandal has left morale in Central Africa at an all time low
Posted: Oct 5th, 2009
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US Congress Agrees To Adopt Carry On Style Healthcare System
President Barack Obama is today celebrating the news that Congress has agreed to support his proposals to establish an NHS style healthcare programme in the US, on the proviso it closely resembles the Carry On films.
Posted: Sep 16th, 2009
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US, Iran united in mourning for Michael Jackson
The feuding governments of the USA and Iran put aside their differences to pay simultaneous tribute to the deceased singer Michael Jackson. At secret UN talks planned between the country’s leaders the initially stony faces of Presidents Obama and Ahmadinejad broke down into tears and smiles of fond remembrance, as Ahmadinejad spontaneously grabbed his crotch and let out a ‘Wooh!’ and Obama moonwalked to hug his former foe.
Posted: Jun 26th, 2009
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Obama settles out of court with Bob the Builder over unauthorised use of ‘yes we can’
After an epic legal battle, the Court of Appeal has ruled that the leader of the free world’s victorious campaign slogan did indeed infringe intellectual property rights held by the beloved plastic builder.
Posted: Jun 9th, 2009
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