‘One wishes William and Kate every happiness for the future, but William is his father’s son so we were sure to set up a cast-iron pre-nuptial agreement – and Philip has a contact he can call if ever things get out of hand.’
Posted: Dec 3rd, 2011
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Republican House Speaker, John Boehner, said that the President’s dinner plans amounted to ‘nothing more than a reheating of last night’s leftovers’.
Posted: Sep 23rd, 2011
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As people across the world put their personal spin on big global news events, shocking new statistics suggest they may be wasting their time.
Posted: Sep 12th, 2011
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Barack Obama was given Nick Clegg today during the US President’s visit to the UK. The exchange of gifts between heads of state is a well-established tradition, although Cameron is thought to be the first prime minister to give a Liberal Democrat.
Posted: May 25th, 2011
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Donald Trump, billionaire businessman and star of the hit USA show The Apprentice has had to withdraw from the American Presidential race after it was revealed that he had plans to sack the troublesome city of Detroit. A leaked document revealed that Trump was looking forward to bringing his business acumen to the biggest job in the world, and would have streamlined the United States down to ‘thirty-five to forty profitable states’ before organising a leveraged buy-out of other more profitable territories.
Posted: May 16th, 2011
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