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Submerged Bin Laden model now ‘most popular aquarium decoration’

CIA advises that tank still needs cleaningA sunken model of the former Al Qaeda leader Osama Bin Laden has proved a hit with aquarium owners who more normally decorate their fish tanks with shipwrecks or little castles. Suppliers have confirmed that the figure, a faithful reproduction rendered in tank safe ceramics and non toxic paint, is outselling many other popular fish tank decorations, including the mermaid and aerating treasure chest.

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Posted: May 15th, 2011
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‘Birthers’ conflicted after Obama’s birth certificate proves he is son of God

on a mission to heal the sickRepublican conspiracy theorists have reported bewilderment today after their persistent claims for documentary evidence of the President’s place of birth were answered by a birth certificate confirming that Barack Obama was born neither in Hawaii or Kenya, but in a stable in Bethlehem.

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2011
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Cameron to ‘come down hard’ on Libya, ‘if Obama is cool with that’

David Cameron has shown fellow heads of state that Britain is unafraid to come down hard on Libya and impose a no-fly zone, providing that President Obama is OK with things.

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Posted: Mar 17th, 2011
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Mubarak accepts new job as Middle East Peace Envoy

'Just watch the fugger go' says BlairIn his new role, Mr Mubarak will bid to bring stability to the region by advising leaders on strategies for peace such as controlling the media, refusing free and fair elections and suppressing all opposition. He will also be available to step in to any failing democracy to perform the role of ‘caretaker dictator’.

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Posted: Feb 12th, 2011
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Egyptians demand president who at least knows how to use Twitter

reassuring group texts required by entire population‘After making a TV address to the nation, the President can only be seen as being way way way out of touch. LOL!’

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2011
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