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Republicans ask why rape pregnancy is God’s will but winning election isn’t

Less than a day after Mitt Romney was defeated by Barack Obama, Republicans have already started the campaign post-mortem. After agreeing that the candidate, policies, and campaign strategy were faultless, the blame was laid entirely at God’s door.

Romney strategist Karl Rove pulled no punches: ‘When God is required to do nothing, like standing by and watching a rape victim get impregnated, he excels. But when God is required to do something, like ensure Mitt Romney wins the election, he is asleep at the wheel.’

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Posted: Nov 8th, 2012
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Obama comes out as French

Just hours after Americans elected their first ever black President, Barack Obama has dropped a political bombshell by announcing that he is in fact French.

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Posted: Nov 7th, 2012
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BBC finds US man who actually cares what British think of his country’s election

man simply adores the One ShowThe BBC has discovered an American who actually cares what the British think about who wins the US presidential election.

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Posted: Nov 6th, 2012
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US baby kissing ring exposed

thank heaven, for little republicans...America is in shock today as a major baby kissing ring involving prominent politicians was exposed on CBS documentary Newsnight. The scandal reaches across both party and racial lines, with Republican and Democratic politicians of both black and white ethnicity said to be in the ring. Estimates are that as many as 30,000 babies may have been kissed in the last few days alone.

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Posted: Nov 5th, 2012
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Obama stripped of title after failing drug test

The newly elected United States President is to be stripped of his title, after a random drugs test revealed that Mr Obama’s urine sample, which was provided immediately before the final Presidential debate, was found to contain ‘above average’ levels of banned substances.

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Posted: Nov 5th, 2012
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