In his new role, Mr Mubarak will bid to bring stability to the region by advising leaders on strategies for peace such as controlling the media, refusing free and fair elections and suppressing all opposition. He will also be available to step in to any failing democracy to perform the role of ‘caretaker dictator’.
Posted: Feb 12th, 2011
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Posted: Jan 31st, 2011
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Posted: Dec 1st, 2010
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Posted: Nov 29th, 2010
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