As the US presidential election campaign enters its last days, pollsters say the result is still on a knife-edge. Whilst flag worship remains an issue for some, the electorate is split almost evenly over the crucial question or whether or not the right of people with the same number of penises or vaginas as each other to make their relationship official is any of their fucking business.
Posted: Nov 4th, 2012
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“‘He’s a pretty tall guy, but man have you seen the size of his feet, I mean, Jeez where’d he get ‘em from? I can’t think of any other reason why he shouldn’t be the candidate, but there’s no way I’m voting for someone with feet his size,’ said one Democrat activist from Cincinnati.”
Posted: Oct 18th, 2012
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The prospect of a Third World War came a step closer this week when an attempt by an Isle of Wight historical society to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Cuban Missile Crisis escalated out of control.
Posted: Oct 16th, 2012
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Senator John McCain has changed tactics in the Presidential election campaign, and is now heaping praise on his Democratic rival, instead of attempting to score cheap political points in the race for the White House.
Posted: Oct 4th, 2012
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Republicans said President’s dinner plans amounted to ‘nothing more than a reheating of last night’s leftovers’.
Posted: Sep 27th, 2012
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