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Scientists hail first sighting of elusive bankers’ morals
‘We knew one banker, somewhere, must have had a pang of guilt at least once,’ declared an exhausted and delighted spokesman. [read...]
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Barclays CEO rescues six kittens from a bin, takes them to kids’ cancer ward
‘It’s what anyone would do,’ said Barclays CEO Bob Diamond after leaping in front of a rubbish truck to save six kittens discarded in a bin. [read...]
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Barclays to sue over mis-sold protection against PPI claims
Bob Diamond, is furious. ‘I’ve seen the policy myself and disappointingly, if you actually read it, it grants us absolutely no license to fuck people over with impunity at all. That’s if you can read it – the print’s really small.’ [read...]
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Village fights to lose its Barclays
“We’ve tried to compromise and have it converted to a trendy wine bar, but no dice.” [read...]
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Dawkins questions theory of ‘helpful banking’
Concept of ‘a really good financial deal’ exposed as nothing more than the ‘product of deranged minds’. [read...]