Scientists hail first sighting of elusive bankers’ morals
‘We knew one banker, somewhere, must have had a pang of guilt at least once,’ declared an exhausted and delighted spokesman.
Posted: Jul 4th, 2012
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Barclays CEO rescues six kittens from a bin, takes them to kids’ cancer ward
‘It’s what anyone would do,’ said Barclays CEO Bob Diamond after leaping in front of a rubbish truck to save six kittens discarded in a bin.
Notorious criminal boss elects ‘not to accept bonus this year’
The overlord of an organised criminal gang yesterday announced that due to poor corporate performance and discovery of some questionable business practices, he will be foregoing his annual bonus this year.
Posted: Jun 29th, 2012
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Barclays to sue over mis-sold protection against PPI claims
Bob Diamond, is furious. ‘I’ve seen the policy myself and disappointingly, if you actually read it, it grants us absolutely no license to fuck people over with impunity at all. That’s if you can read it – the print’s really small.’
Posted: Apr 27th, 2012
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Village fights to lose its Barclays
“We’ve tried to compromise and have it converted to a trendy wine bar, but no dice.”
Posted: Sep 29th, 2011
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