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Notorious criminal boss elects ‘not to accept bonus this year’

lying low until bribery comes back into fashionThe overlord of an organised criminal gang yesterday announced that due to poor corporate performance and discovery of some questionable business practices, he will be foregoing his annual bonus this year.

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2012
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Barclays to sue over mis-sold protection against PPI claims

Bob Diamond, is furious. ‘I’ve seen the policy myself and disappointingly, if you actually read it, it grants us absolutely no license to fuck people over with impunity at all. That’s if you can read it – the print’s really small.’

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Posted: Apr 27th, 2012
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Village fights to lose its Barclays

Barclays“We’ve tried to compromise and have it converted to a trendy wine bar, but no dice.”

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Posted: Sep 29th, 2011
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Dawkins questions theory of ‘helpful banking’

Maverick now challenging another age-old assertion Concept of ‘a really good financial deal’ exposed as nothing more than the ‘product of deranged minds’.

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Posted: Dec 12th, 2009
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Serious Fraud Office to investigate itself after claims that it doesn’t exist

investigation probably won't be completed‘This is a very serious allegation and I intend to investigate it fully. If it turns out that we don’t exist I shall be absolutely furious.’

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Posted: Jul 13th, 2009
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