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Barmy Army perform Mexican Sigh as Test Match unease deepens

‘The team have The Sprinkler Dance and we have the Mexican Sigh,’ said nervous England fan Ray Davies. ‘I’ve felt ill at ease since Melbourne.’

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Posted: Jan 3rd, 2011
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“You’re Now Better Than Us” says Ricky Ponting as he starts Ashes mind games

In a clear attempt to unsettle the English players, Ponting has cunningly departed from the traditional claims that Australia will win the series 5-0, and is instead predicting a thrashing for the home team.

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Posted: Nov 2nd, 2010
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Stuart Broad accuses South Africans of ball tampering with large wooden bat

England cricketer Stuart Broad has dismissed claims that he tampered with the ball in the third test against South Africa and has turned the allegations back on the host team.

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Posted: Jan 7th, 2010
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Government denies leaving Barmy Army under-equipped

can't even affford Pietersen, for heaven's sakeAs Anglo-Australian conflict over the rightful homeland of the Ashes continues to escalate, the government has been forced to deny claims that it is allowing the Barmy Army to go into the hostilities without the crucial equipment needed to secure an English victory. ‘The Aussies are armed with the very latest trumpets and cutting-edge wigs,’ lamented a sporting warrior known to his comrades as ‘Hughsie’. ‘If we’re to stand any chance against them, the MoD has to address the fancy dress shortages. We’re asking these lads to spend five days at the front line. The least they can do is give our boys the best fighting chants.’

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Posted: Aug 22nd, 2009
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