Fears that Mark Thatcher ‘might get lost’ on way to his mother’s funeral
‘If you’re used to driving in the desert, navigating through central London is going to be a very different challenge’.
Posted: Apr 17th, 2013
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Iron Lady stolen by scrap metal thieves
‘At this stage we believe Mrs Thatcher may have been accidentally left outside on the street and pinched when no-one was watching by some entrepreneurial rag-and-bone men,’ explained Detective Inspector Dean Morgan who is leading the investigation. ‘With a street value of almost three quid, she could be anywhere by now. My guess is she’s already in a scrapyard, squashed between two Ford Cortinas.’
Posted: Apr 15th, 2013
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Honest reporting dies, aged 87
Tributes were pouring in from around the world this morning following the death of honest and balanced reporting which finally passed away yesterday after a long illness.
Posted: Apr 8th, 2013
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Plans for Thatcher statue slammed by UK’s existing statues
The statue of Winston Churchill in Parliament Square declared: ’Never in the field of human governance was so little done for so many by one mad old bat. This idea will get a big bronze V-sign from me.’
Posted: Mar 7th, 2013
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