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Britain’s banks downgraded to ‘bastards’

'A loan!?! You want a loan?!?'Several other major financial institutions fear they could lose their cherished status of ‘immoral grabbing shitbags’.

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Posted: Aug 7th, 2014
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Bank staff support order to separate into ‘nice bits’ and ‘dodgy bits’

waterboarding now a thing of the past for most customersBritish Banks must ring-fence their ‘well dodgy bits’ and keep them entirely separate from their ‘nice smiley bits’, the Chancellor of the Exchequer has warned. Bank Branch staff have largely supported the idea.

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Posted: Feb 21st, 2013
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