Comic book fans around the globe are said to be ’inconsolable’ after the death of Life Sciences major Simon Simpson (21) who failed to develop superpowers after being attacked by a mutant radioactive spider in the local museum.
Posted: Jun 9th, 2011
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The secret identity of Superman, the Man of Steel and one of the world’s greatest superheroes, has been revealed as Clark Kent, after the mild-mannered journalist unwisely swapped his trademark thick-rimmed glasses for contact lenses in order to ‘look a bit less geeky’.
Colleagues at the Daily Planet were reportedly stunned as Kent arrived for work bereft of his cunning disguise and trying to hide his features behind a newspaper. ‘It was suddenly obvious,’ stated fellow reporter Lois Lane, ‘I looked up from my morning coffee and there was Superman, doing the crossword at Clark’s desk!’ I don’t know why the citizens of Metropolis hadn’t noticed before to be honest.’
Posted: Jul 14th, 2009
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