Reports suggest that local councils have squandered cash for policing Coronavirus on a huge bat signal, all because of rumours that ‘bats started the virus in the first place’. They had toyed with the idea of a distress beacon depicting a Chinese bio-chemical weapons lab, [read...]
As the government has now given cinemas the go-ahead to open from July the fourth, film fans have been busy snapping up tickets online. ‘We can’t wait’, said Gary Nelhams, 38, a furloughed Pilates data analyst from Bromsgrove. [read...]
Boris Johnson’s newly formed cabinet has received an inferior rating from the public than the DC Comics film Justice League. The Justice League was panned upon its release in 2017, with critics suggesting it was the worst grouping of people in history with one-dimensional characters and poor performances all round. [read...]
A study of young parents has revealed that new fathers are unable to relate to their children without a shared knowledge of the Star Wars universe. [read...]
A number of images have surfaced which appear to show well-known superhero Batman physically abusing his co-worker Robin, striking him across the face. In many cases, the assault is accompanied by Batman interrupting something Robin is saying and correcting him, [read...]
