Tagged BBC Breakfast

This Easter remember Piers Morgan suffered for you, Pope and Archbishop say

StanleyMizaru
World News
April 4, 2021

Christians should remember the suffering of Piers Morgan rather than Jesus this year, according to a surprise joint statement from the Pope and Archbishop of Canterbury. “Yes, Jesus was crucified and suffered for our sins,” the statement says. [read...]

Takeaway lattes count as ‘substantial meal’, confirm panicked ministers

Filthy Rich
Politics
January 14, 2021

In their desperation to crack down on law-abiding people trying to stay within current vague and shifting guidelines, burbling government ministers with the same grasp on logic as a toothless snake on a lubed firecracker have confirmed that takeaway hot drinks count as a substantial meal, [read...]