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Eastenders storyline ‘not written by Kat Slater’s tits’, claim BBC

The BBC reacted promptly yesterday after accusations that this week’s Eastenders storyline was written by Kat Slater’s improbable breasts, flubbering on a keyboard during breaks in filming.

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Posted: Feb 20th, 2015
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‘NobNomination’ craze sweeps through Westminster

‘Often the nominee is compelled to make a complete knob out of him/herself, modelling bespoke high-viz waterproof gear that has clearly never seen mud before the photo opportunity or dare.’

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Posted: Feb 10th, 2015
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BBC announce remake of ‘Boys from the Blackstuff’

The BBC are to remake 1980’s television cult classic ‘Boys from the Balckstuff’, according Head of Drama Christopher Aird.

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Posted: Feb 9th, 2015
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BBC to invoice Cameron’s parents if he doesn’t attend leaders’ party debate

The BBC has confirmed that they intend to send a bill to David Cameron’s parents if their son fails to turn up for the TV debate for party leaders. The Prime Minister had said he may not turn up unless his friend Natalie from the Green Party was invited too

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Posted: Jan 20th, 2015
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Empty chair surges ahead of Cameron in polls

The chair, currently believed to be standing independently, has already received tentative offers from all of the main parties to join with them should the results of the general election force another coalition.

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Posted: Jan 16th, 2015
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