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UK desperately hoping America loves James Corden

People who own televisions in Great Britain are really hoping that American TV viewers instantly take to James Cordon, so much so that they selfishly keep him Stateside and refuse to sell any show he’s involved with to any non-US broadcasters.

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Posted: Mar 25th, 2015
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BBC warns flash photography can also occur ‘in real life’

Viewers may find some of the warnings distressingThe BBC has cautioned its audience that while it can warn people about news reports featuring flash photography, the Corporation is “powerless” to protect people from flash photography that occurs “off air”.

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Posted: Mar 24th, 2015
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Hot dinners fed up with repeated references to Clarkson

‘How many times have you heard people say ‘I’ve now read more articles about Top Gear than I’ve eaten hot dinners? ’ said a spokesdinner for hot dinners. ‘We are boiling with rage about references linking us to the presenter’s antics.’

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Posted: Mar 16th, 2015
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First penis transplant: Clarkson moves to SKY

just dicking aboutSpurred on by abundant rumours that the curmudgeonly Top Gear presenter deliberately struck his co-employee to contrive a more lucrative TV contract elsewhere, SKY satellite engineers have vowed to work around the clock to detach Clarkson from his currently uncomfortable position and ‘re-assign’ the little fella. However, the surgical manoeuvre is complicated by the risk of damaging the attached scrotum, or James May as he is known.

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Posted: Mar 15th, 2015
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Clarkson fans show support by punching each other, themselves

the most important story... in the world.The suspension of Jeremy Clarkson from from the BBC has been met with protests involving displays of self-flagellation and ‘appropriate, before the watershed’ violence by many of his 300 million supporters.

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Posted: Mar 11th, 2015
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