Elton John pregnant, expecting a ‘Christmas Baby’
Musical supremo Elton John has revealed that scientists have successfully made him pregnant, using the genetically modified womb from an old bear. Sir Elton, 65, has barely suffered any signs of morning sickness, although he did feel the urge to hibernate in late November.
Posted: Dec 17th, 2012
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‘Scientists start off by trying to cure cancer, and before you know it they’re fashioning monsters that make infallible doctrinal pronouncements before popping into the woods to relieve themselves. Where will it all end?’
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