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Russian Bombers to offer cut price flights to and from the UK

guaranteed to stay up better than the roubleIn a move, aggressively resisted by the RAF, the Russian Federation Air Force (Voyenno-Vozdushnye, Silly Rossii or ‘VVS’ for short) has attempted to muscle in on the lucrative budget air routes normally dominated by firms like ‘Easyjet’ and ‘Discount Flying Death Tubes’.

Using their superior reputation for customer welfare, the VVS will offer a range of services including military issue ‘nibbles’, stewardesses in camo paint and the chance to see a Tupolev Tu-95 strategic bomber ‘close up’.

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Posted: Feb 21st, 2015
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Pope/Bear hybrid found in Vatican toilets

‘Scientists start off by trying to cure cancer, and before you know it they’re fashioning monsters that make infallible doctrinal pronouncements before popping into the woods to relieve themselves. Where will it all end?’

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Posted: Mar 30th, 2008
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