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Foreign Office advises UK citizens to leave ‘boring’ Belgium

The Foreign Office has told UK citizens to leave Belgium as quickly as possible, claiming that it has become ‘dangerously tedious’. This follows months of tension, after the country was placed on a ‘drab alert’ back in the winter.

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Posted: Jul 10th, 2015
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Belgium dead; lay undiscovered for two weeks

The discovery was made when Germany called round one afternoon.

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Posted: Jun 23rd, 2015
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Cull bottom 5% to improve average GDP, says Osborne

‘By culling a relatively small number of people, we can rapidly get ahead of Belgium. Scottish independence would have a similar effect but we really need the Scots to stay – they make such excellent cannon-fodder.’

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Posted: Aug 12th, 2014
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Russia annexes Belgium, claims Group H victory

Reuters has reported today that Belgium has voted in a snap referendum to leave the EU and join the Russian Federation. Amphibious vessels from two Mistral-class ships, similar to those built by France for the Russian navy, landed in Zeebrugge and Ostend just before the kick-off of Belgium’s second World Cup match.

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Posted: Jun 23rd, 2014
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Gerard Depardieu to remake Green Card

‘Gerard will play a Frenchman who enters into a marriage of convenience with a high ranking politician in a major Eurasian country.’

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2013
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