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Russia annexes Belgium, claims Group H victory

Reuters has reported today that Belgium has voted in a snap referendum to leave the EU and join the Russian Federation. Amphibious vessels from two Mistral-class ships, similar to those built by France for the Russian navy, landed in Zeebrugge and Ostend just before the kick-off of Belgium’s second World Cup match.

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Posted: Jun 23rd, 2014
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Belgium dead; lay undiscovered for two weeks

The discovery was made when Germany called round one afternoon.

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Posted: Jun 9th, 2014
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Gerard Depardieu to remake Green Card

‘Gerard will play a Frenchman who enters into a marriage of convenience with a high ranking politician in a major Eurasian country.’

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Posted: Jan 11th, 2013
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Belgium excused Olympics after note from mum

Belgium will not compete in the 2012 Olympics because of a sore throat, according to an announcement made this morning. It’s understood Belgium’s mother wrote the note at the request of the Benelux country.

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Posted: Jul 20th, 2012
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SAS men discovered in Tripoli disguised as Colonel Gaddafi’s tent

"everything is normal"The team of three, highly trained in the art of concealment, had been covertly monitoring the Libyan leader by disguising themselves as his tent.

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Posted: Mar 6th, 2011
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