As one of his first policy announcements after being elected Prime Minister, Boris Johnson today indicated that the Government would put forward a bill to reintroduce the traditional Boxing Day hunt. Rather than the socially unacceptable fox-cull, [read...]
Darren Peacock, 28, today announced his intention to give the coalition government a bit of breathing space by giving them a benefit holiday while he is on ‘an 18-month business trip’. [read...]
Nigel Farage has slammed the Large Hadron Collider for taking two years off work then coming back online to ‘deliberately introduce dark matter into an already crowded Universe’. The UKIP leader has long highlighted quantum immigration as an ‘explosive issue’ [read...]
The tinned foods aisle of a Wirral-based branch of Asda is locked in a bitter blood feud over who should price up the mushy peas, according to reports. The rival clans from Hoylake and West Kirby have amassed personal wealth estimated to be in the thousands after putting in extra night shifts at the store’s branch in Woodchurch. [read...]
The Department for Work and Pensions has declined to become involved in the spat between ATOS and a 10,000 year old Somerset man. George Cheddar had previously been thought to be dead, but ATOS claim to have photographic evidence that he is very much alive and ought to have attended two fitness for work assessments…. [read...]
