Politicians in Holland are exposing children to the dangers and horrors of life in an effort to teach them self reliance and discipline. However, scientists are at odds with these methods, saying that exposing them to such danger won’t help prepare them for the real world of safe space zones, [read...]
LinkedIn today, announced the launch of ‘AlwaysIn’, a dedicated jobless-to-jobless network for those currently unemployed and illegally claiming benefits. [read...]
‘This new approach to benefits claimants has great potential,’ said DWP Minister Iain Duncan Death. ‘When I first said that anyone not applying for 500 jobs a week, wasn’t trying and deserved to die, some people were shocked – [read...]
The north of England is facing severe flooding over the Christmas period as too many shipments of cash from southern taxpayers arrived at the same time. An official at the Northern Development Executive blamed ‘bad planning’ as the usual truckloads of benefit money arrived at the same time as the Northern Powerhouse grant and some high speed rail link. [read...]
SLK52 the world’s most advanced robot, has left its developers angry and frustrated after announcing that it will no longer work, opting instead to claim a range of benefits from its home in Wembley. [read...]
