IDS stays in bed with curtains closed, neighbours say
‘It’s since he made a balls of Universal Credits,’ said one. ‘It’s the only proper job he’s had and he knows nobody will employ him in future.’
Posted: Jun 8th, 2014
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Benefit claimants pleased at prospect of zero-hour contracts
In what appears to be the perfect deal for those either unable or reluctant to work, the government plans to push claimants off benefits and into jobs they will not have to do. The rationale being that if people only have to work zero hours, they will have plenty of time to make money elsewhere.
Posted: May 7th, 2014
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Government now fears ‘extraterrestrial benefit spongers’
‘They’ll probably be concealing illegal migrants from somewhere or other in the solar system just here to scrounge or take our British jobs’
Posted: Mar 7th, 2014
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LinkedIn launch dedicated network for the jobless – ‘AlwaysIn’
LinkedIn today, announced the launch of ‘AlwaysIn’, a dedicated jobless-to-jobless network for those currently unemployed and illegally claiming benefits.
Posted: Jan 23rd, 2014
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Iain Duncan Smith to host primetime TV immigration quiz show
In an initiative to make its strict new rules for immigrants to the UK more palatable to the British public, the Department for Work and Pensions are to introduce a TV quiz show into the popular teatime slot.
‘Dole Or No Dole’ will be compered by DWP Secretary Iain Duncan Smith as inquisitor ‘The Quiet Man’, and features 100 immigrant applicants being whittled down to one successful candidate every episode.
Posted: Dec 16th, 2013
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