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Meek ‘not really sure what to do next’ after finally inheriting the Earth

‘Well, this is a bit of a surprise,’ commented Raymond Muldowney, a mild-mannered deputy bank manager from the Isle of Wight. ‘Apparently I’m in charge of all precious metal deposits in southern Africa now!’

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Posted: Feb 1st, 2011
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US may ban Bible reading preacher

Williams has said that he accepted the invitation only because he ‘shares a dress sense’ with the Klan’s Grand Wizard.

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Posted: Jan 4th, 2011
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Jesus accused of using ghost writers for ‘The Bible’

The revelations will rock the man regarded by many as The Good Lord, coming so soon after damaging accusations that his book was a cynical attempt to exploit the Christmas market.

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2010
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Modern-day Moses receives Commandments 2.0 on iPad tablet

God advising everyone to covet OS XThe direct, unadulterated word of God was passed down to a Nuneaton man in the form of an updated set of commandments, saved on a brand new Apple iPad tablet.

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2010
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Church to publish ‘Bible lite’ to compete with Koran

In a move designed to challenge the rise of Islam, the Church will soon unveil the ‘Bible lite’, which is designed to ‘re-invent Christianity for the 21st century’.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2010
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