‘Well, this is a bit of a surprise,’ commented Raymond Muldowney, a mild-mannered deputy bank manager from the Isle of Wight. ‘Apparently I’m in charge of all precious metal deposits in southern Africa now!’
Posted: Feb 1st, 2011
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Posted: Jan 4th, 2011
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The revelations will rock the man regarded by many as The Good Lord, coming so soon after damaging accusations that his book was a cynical attempt to exploit the Christmas market.
Posted: Dec 27th, 2010
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The direct, unadulterated word of God was passed down to a Nuneaton man in the form of an updated set of commandments, saved on a brand new Apple iPad tablet.
Posted: Jan 31st, 2010
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In a move designed to challenge the rise of Islam, the Church will soon unveil the ‘Bible lite’, which is designed to ‘re-invent Christianity for the 21st century’.
Posted: Jan 17th, 2010
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