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Jesus accused of using ghost writers for ‘The Bible’

The revelations will rock the man regarded by many as The Good Lord, coming so soon after damaging accusations that his book was a cynical attempt to exploit the Christmas market.

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Posted: Dec 27th, 2010
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Modern-day Moses receives Commandments 2.0 on iPad tablet

God advising everyone to covet OS XThe direct, unadulterated word of God was passed down to a Nuneaton man in the form of an updated set of commandments, saved on a brand new Apple iPad tablet.

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Posted: Jan 31st, 2010
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Church to publish ‘Bible lite’ to compete with Koran

In a move designed to challenge the rise of Islam, the Church will soon unveil the ‘Bible lite’, which is designed to ‘re-invent Christianity for the 21st century’.

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Posted: Jan 17th, 2010
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Theologians hail discovery of Mark’s Gospel,‘The Director’s Cut’

In an archaeological find expected to surpass the importance of the Dead Sea Scrolls, academics have unveiled the what they are calling ‘The Gospel According to Mark – Uncut’. Complete with scribbled footnotes – described as an early equivalent of a DVD commentary – the new manuscript sets out Mark’s original vision for his work and details complaints about the Vatican’s ecumenical system ‘Hollywooding up’ his gospel in an effort to get ‘bums on pews’.

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Posted: Apr 8th, 2009
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God to take action on illegal Bible distribution

Bestselling author God has reacted with fury on learning that his book, The Holy Bible, is being made available for free in hotel rooms around the world. He made the discovery on a European book tour to promote The Bible: The New International Version – the latest volume in the long-running franchise that has captivated generations of readers and spawned a string of Charlton Heston movies.

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Posted: Nov 16th, 2008
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