A number-boffin at the SETI Institute explained: ‘People viewing Big Brother have always wondered where the housemates originated, as they never accurately represent anyone in reality outside the house. Now we understand them to be extraterrestrials.’ [read...]
Due to his continuing absence from any kind of reality TV show, supporters of the Zimbabwean dictator fear he my have been secretly assassinated. “This is a sinister development”, said supporter Simon Nubwale. “Anyone who was ever famous for more than a week is guaranteed to show up on some crap TV show for has-beens… [read...]
Sometimes Borgen even matched Eddie Stobart: Trucks & Trailers for excitement [read...]
Nine Big Brother contestants received an official apology from Channel 4 today, after being accidentally left in the Big Brother House since its last showing on the channel four years ago. Two stunned producers discovered the group, [read...]
Dave Sanders, 34, of Stevenage, began legal proceedings today seeking a restraining order against his Narrator, saying that his life had been made intolerable by the constant banal and intrusive commentary. Dave said he first noticed the voice-over to his life after becoming a devotee of documentaries and reality shows, [read...]
