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Unreality TV ‘will never catch on’, experts conclude
Sometimes Borgen even matched Eddie Stobart: Trucks & Trailers for excitement [read...]
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Final series of Big Brother decoded from alien galaxy signals
A number-boffin at the SETI Institute explained: ‘People viewing Big Brother have always wondered where the housemates originated, as they never accurately represent anyone in reality outside the house. Now we understand them to be extraterrestrials.’ [read...]
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Fears for Mugabe as he fails to appear as Big Brother contestant
Due to his continuing absence from any kind of reality TV show, supporters of the Zimbabwean dictator fear he my have been secretly assassinated. “This is a sinister development”, said supporter Simon Nubwale. “Anyone who was ever famous for more than a week is guaranteed to show up on some crap TV show for has-beens… [read...]
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Forgotten Channel 4 Big Brother contestants finally released from captivity
Nine Big Brother contestants received an official apology from Channel 4 today, after being accidentally left in the Big Brother House since its last showing on the channel four years ago. Two stunned producers discovered the group, [read...]
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Man seeks Restraining Order against Narrator
Dave Sanders, 34, of Stevenage, began legal proceedings today seeking a restraining order against his Narrator, saying that his life had been made intolerable by the constant banal and intrusive commentary. Dave said he first noticed the voice-over to his life after becoming a devotee of documentaries and reality shows, [read...]