The government has announced the publication of a new magazine called ‘The Big Society’ which will be sold on street corners by hard-pressed families, enabling them to earn money and regain self-respect rather than begging for state handouts.
‘The concept can’t even get off the ground if half the population are sitting on their arse at home watching the Jeremy Kyle Show.’
Posted: Feb 6th, 2012
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Gleaming new high-tech cylindrical structures may be appearing on a high street near you as coin-operated public think tanks inspired by Mr Cameron’s Big Society based desire for more public input are rolled out.
Posted: Oct 18th, 2011
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‘Well, although I concede that God abandoned his Son, that doesn’t make him as bad as a drink driver. We all have to make sacrifices sometimes. God is not a bad dad.’
Posted: Jun 20th, 2011
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David Cameron has announced that, as part of the Big Society, British citizens will be allowed to kill any student on minimum wage who accosts them in the street, pretends he is working for Save the Squid and treats them as their greatest friend on Earth.
Posted: Mar 28th, 2011
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