The recent generosity of the British people in reaction to the horrendous devastation left by Typhoon Haiyan has led the Department for Work and Pensions to investigate the possible emergence of a Philippines ‘benefit culture’.
Posted: Nov 19th, 2013
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Boris Johnson today abandoned any pretence that he is ashamed of his manhood, and in a series of press conferences refused to talk about anything other than his own penis.
Posted: Oct 4th, 2013
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‘I thought there would be a signing-up board, like when people joined the army to fight in the war. But now I’m not feeling so excited any more. I might join the local stitch’n'bitch instead.’
Posted: Oct 2nd, 2013
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The government has announced the publication of a new magazine called ‘The Big Society’ which will be sold on street corners by hard-pressed families, enabling them to earn money and regain self-respect rather than begging for state handouts.
‘The concept can’t even get off the ground if half the population are sitting on their arse at home watching the Jeremy Kyle Show.’
Posted: Feb 6th, 2012
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