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Sinners brawl in churches over Black Sunday discount deals on penance

There were chaotic scenes in Catholic churches across the UK yesterday as repentant sinners sought to take advantage of Black Sunday deals on absolution. As many churches opened their doors at midnight scuffles broke out when crowds fought their way towards confessionals to secure deals which saw penance slashed to bargain levels for one day only.

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Posted: Dec 1st, 2014
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May in passport warning to supermarket fighters

Theresa May has issued a strong warning to British citizens travelling to foreign supermarkets to fight over discounted goods.

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Posted: Nov 30th, 2014
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‘Buy Nothing Day’ campaign splits in promotional T-shirt crisis

With just one day to go until the 29th November ‘Buy Nothing Day’, anti-consumerism campaigners are embroiled in vicious infighting over a range of clothing designed to promote the event.

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2014
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Tesco announces ‘Gladiator’ sale – up to 60% off for survivors

Tesco has announced plans for customers to fight to the death in special arenas in exchange for significant discounts.

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Posted: Nov 28th, 2014
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Black Friday ‘was dry run for Zombie Apocalypse’

Consumers across the world were given the opportunity to hone their survival skills, as branches of Wal-Mart simulated the collapse of civilisation. Mindless, reanimated corpses hungry for discounted TVs swarmed over unsuspecting shop assistants, chanting: ‘Braaaaains…braaaaains….br- oh three for two offer, bargain!’

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Posted: Dec 2nd, 2013
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