Far from being the elite and expensive techno-fashion device that many have derided it for, the Apple iPhone has now reached such mass penetration of the market that every fucking fucker now seems to own one, or at least that’s what researchers from the Institute of Mobile Statistics are now claiming.
‘We noticed something not quite right with published sales figures’, Andy Dawson from the IMS explained at the press conference, ‘ according to our figures Apple’s share of the market was going down compared to Android, but that didn’t tally with our real-world experiences where it seemed almost every fucking fucker has an iPhone. So we commissioned a survey of usage habits.’
Posted: Nov 1st, 2015
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