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Seagulls could be used in war against IS, warns Cameron

per ardua, ad chipsDavid Cameron has said seagulls from Devon and Cornwall could be sent to Syria in a bid to help coalition forces tackle Islamist insurgents. A spokesperson for the unfussy seabirds said the gulls were definitely ‘up for a fight’.

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Posted: Jul 25th, 2015
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European Space Agency fines Philae Lander for negative TripAdvisor Review

A tourist has been fined 100 Euros by the European Space Agency (ESA) for leaving critical comments about them on travel review website Travel Advisor.

Mr Philae Lander posted the negative comments whilst holidaying on the ‘paradise retreat’ of Comet 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko.

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Posted: Nov 20th, 2014
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God signs for Huddersfield Town

The manager of struggling Championship side Huddersfield Town, Mark Robins, has expressed his delight today at the form of their new signing God.

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Posted: Sep 13th, 2013
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Gay men unimpressed with ‘fracking’

Gay men have declared fracking to be ‘a bit meh’, and have chosen not to include it in their lexicon of naughty experimental sex.

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Posted: Dec 4th, 2012
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Britain’s champion whinger on track for Olympic success

‘I’ve written at least one letter a day to Lord Coe about this diabolical event,’ he said, ‘even though the cost of a second class stamp is bloody extortionate.’

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Posted: Aug 11th, 2012
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