Officials have concluded that Blackpool residents in private houses are the obvious cause of a coronavirus spike in the town. ‘I can’t think of any other reason for it,’ said one expert wearing a ‘kiss me quick, [read...]
David Cameron has said seagulls from Devon and Cornwall could be sent to Syria in a bid to help coalition forces tackle Islamist insurgents. A spokesperson for the unfussy seabirds said the gulls were definitely ‘up for a fight’. [read...]
A tourist has been fined 100 Euros by the European Space Agency (ESA) for leaving critical comments about them on travel review website Travel Advisor.
Mr Philae Lander posted the negative comments whilst holidaying on the ‘paradise retreat’ [read...]