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Blatter released from hospital after virgin sacrifice

Fifa president Sepp Blatter, who had been suffering from what was described as a ‘small emotional breakdown’, has been discharged from hospital after his annual transfusion of ten virgins. Blatter, 179, has led world football’s governing body for 138 years. He was provisionally suspended for 90 days last month amid a corruption scandal.

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Posted: Nov 14th, 2015
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NATO to bomb FIFA

Colonel BlatterThe UN Security Council has agreed to use ‘all necessary means’ to end tyranny at the heart of football.

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Posted: Jun 1st, 2015
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