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Super Villain Mortgage approval at all time low

thank God they don't have to deal with HIP's anymoreIt was reported today that Super Villains across the UK are finding it harder and harder to get mortgages for their lairs, with increasingly cautious lenders stating it is the fact that most lairs do not survive the first year that is behind application approval levels dropping below 50% for the first time since the end of the Cold War.

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Posted: Mar 1st, 2011
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Wikileaks’ Assange ‘has a white cat he strokes evilly’ claims Clinton

State Department convinced his HQ now hidden in a volcanoHillary Clinton has revealed that Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has a new pet which he takes with him to important meetings.

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Posted: Nov 29th, 2010
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International super-villain defends prompt murder of British agent ‘007’

'Dr No should've just popped a cap in his ass'Megalomaniac villain Ernest Blofeld has responded vigorously to claims of unsportsmanlike conduct in his treatment of a British agent who penetrated his secret base beneath a volcano in Iceland last week. The agent, unofficially identified as James Bond 007, was immediately executed after being captured by Blofeld’s guards.

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Posted: Mar 19th, 2010
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