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BMW link to erectile dysfunction

giving out all the wrong indications, or actually no indication at allDespite these problems, once behind the wheel of their Series 5’s, X1’s or Z4’s subjects expressed ‘absolute orgasmic pleasure’ at sitting on the arse of the car in front.

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Posted: Dec 22nd, 2011
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Targeted motorist finally displays ‘Baby on Board!’ sign

‘A trip to the garden centre became like trying to drive a convicted psychotic paedophile through a mob. I can’t blame them, though. I mean, how were they supposed to know we had babies on board?’

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Posted: Aug 3rd, 2011
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Touring caravan drivers voted ‘most popular road users’

‘Those surveyed agreed that drivers who tow caravans are most likely to stick to the speed limit or way below it,’ said a spokesman for the AA.

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Posted: Jun 29th, 2011
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BMW recalls drivers after safety scare

The luxury car maker said that problems include tail-gating, finger flicking, inability to manage indicators, getting stuck in the overtaking lane, and spontaneous explosions of anger apparently ignited by attempts by other car models to overtake.

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Posted: Jun 23rd, 2011
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Supermarkets to crack down on disabled customers using BMW parking bays

UK supermarket giants including Morrison’s, Tesco and Aldi are vowing to curb the rise of so-called ‘BMW badge abuse’.

For many years supermarkets have been required to provide special parking spaces close to the store entrance for BMW drivers, clearly marked, inexplicably, with a picture of a man sitting on a gym ball.

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Posted: Jun 10th, 2011
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